Wednesday, July 29, 2009

i went ape.

so there's this company called 'go ape' - i guess they have a ton of these big obstacle course high rope things all around the uk but i'd never been to one UNTIL TODAY. this morning my best friend maria wakes me up at midday to say, "tom's booked it already, so you have to come. helen's picking you up in an hour."

admittedly, i did enthusiastically agree to going a few days ago but it happened so suddenly! i didn't know what to wear. for the record, i am a girl who has not worn any form of trousers since volunteering at the vancouver film festival last september (when i wore black jeans because i thought i should try and look legit the first day). i like tights. leggings at most.

i wore jeans. it was weird and im really bad at landing after ziplining and as soon as i got home, i took them off and shook bark and dirt all over my floor. the day was really fun! i felt super outdoorsy and was surprised at how easily i could jump off high platforms. maria told me she knew i'd be good at it which warmed my stone heart. best summer ever.

62 comments:

Emjie said...

So should we call you Banana Girl now?

Sounds like a lot of fun. Hmm, I wonder if there is anything like Go Ape in Australia.

Lukey said...
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Mr.R.P. said...

ah England one day i will conquer your obstacle courses

isnoggedharry said...

Pics or the jeans never happened.

Jim B said...

Sounds like fun.

(One of my sisters told me at dinner last week that she and her bf were planning on ziplining in Alaska.)

Marc said...

I used to go to that kind of place with my friends quite often. Awesome fun, but I know just what you mean about the bark and dirt.

Glad you had fun, Molly! :D

Someone whose obsession with Molly is total and all-encompassing said...

My favorite kind of obstacle course is negotiating my way `round a plate of eggs, bacon, chips, sausage, tomatoes, beans mushrooms and then buying some pirate DVD`s off the sexy little chinese bird who comes into the cafe.

Anonymous said...

mmm. you should do more physical exercise, molly.

nigra said...

lol i just your whole blog

Anonymous said...

I want to fuck you, bitch! I want to eat your sweet pusy all day long! You´ll love it.

Anonymous said...

actually i`d prefer to bugger her.

VikingUSMC said...

Glad you had a good time...:)

and Thanks again, for your video's
they cheer me up to watch them.

Take Care,
USMC & Viking...! & Little Jack...!


(someone needs to kick "Anonymous Teeth in"!)

Anonymous said...

You always say BEST SUMMER EVER. Stop pretending your life rocks.

willy jerk-off said...

Hey, "VikingUSMC", dont be such a ludicrous hypocrite, you have the same sexual fantasies about Molly as everyone else who visits this site, she is one hot babe. "Anonymous" have you ever stopped to think that maybe her life does rock, thats what hot babes do, they have lives that rock.

Anonymous said...

AWESOME

jmarbas said...

molly.

coming home and shaking bark and dirt out of your panties sounds dirty!

;D

Steve Prefontaine said...

But once again jmarbas you didn`t say anything about the hypocrisy of VikingUSMC`s comment or willy jerk-off`s clever, witty, and very true reply, although i fully understand why you would be interested in watching Molly take her knickers off, thats something i`d very much like to see!!!.

Anonymous said...

jmarbas
i am nobody
jim b

samefaggotry is over 9000

jmarbas said...

I told you before not to call me a dirty pansy, woofter, poofter, fairy, faggot, queer bastard. I am one of the most rampantly, rampagingly heterosexual individuals who has ever lived.

emmy said...

DO A DAILY BOOTH MOLLY =DDD

Big Jim Prick said...

emmy, why was your comment so laughably unimaginitive and relatively meaningless in comparison to some of the incredibly clever, funny, and witty comments that had gone before?.

emmy said...

Yes, i`m sorry, i will try to do better next time, er...sorry...its just that at the moment i`m to busy falling about laughing at your hilarious name.

jmarbas said...

LOL. jmarbas you are a prick

but still not so much falsely rampagingly heterosexual an individual as your real user portrays himself to be!!!

jmarbas said...

disclaimer: all comments by me(the MOST unbelievably INCREDIBLY rampagingly heterosexual individual in the entire world.....unlike some people i know) have a link to my non-existent blog

thanks for your patronage

otis heterosexual said...

I think the fact that i spend all day thinking about Molly taking her knickers off proves beyond question that i am the most rampantly heterosexual individual in the world. Where-as "jmarbas" is probably a dirty pansy, woofter, poofter, fairy, faggot, queer bastard.

Anonymous said...

what

kate said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbaTur4A1OU

You look like Amy Picard in that vid

Anonymous said...

There once was a camwhore liar
I wanted to kill her with fire
The newfags were trolled
Some were even duck rolled
Also, Rule 31 we require

jmarbas said...

The last two comments seemed rather pointless and idiotic to me, i just know that i`m madly in love with Molly and i always will be, she is such a gorgeous little darlin`.

emmy said...

jmarbas you are such a pathetic idiot, do you really think an incredible babe like Molly would ever be interested in a ludicrous oik like you.

jmarbas said...

emmy you are the most breathtaking gorgeous little darlin and one of the most incredibly hot chicks on the planet...well..that is to say..uh...next`2 molly ;
D...oh well! the cats outa the bag now! ijust wanted to say i am just beshide myshelf with your outrageoushly rampant heterosexhuality and dont think at all that yoou are a dirty pansy, woofter, poofter, fairy, faggot, queer bastard.

tarquin fortiscue hetherington (esquire, as it were) formerly of her majestys grenadier guards said...

jmarbas, thanks for finally accepting that i am the most rampagingly heterosexual individual who has ever lived, now all you`ve got to do is deal with the fact that my love for Molly is about a hundred times greater than yours, she`s mine, do you hear me, ALL MINE!!!.

Anonymous said...

why u wearing a doily in your dailybooth?

just beat my girlfriend with my studded footy boots till she bled - best summer ever.

QueenOfKoooooool said...

http://www.youtube.com/user/QueenOfKoolxox

comment my videos everyone dus pleeeese moolly i love you babes xxxxxxxxxx

or even my sis http://www.youtube.com/user/TheLITTLEmissSophie she sings tooo

Queenofkoool said...

ALSO please rate cus im alsome thanxxxxxxx

jmarbas said...

Once again the last 3 comments were rather boring and tiresome in comparison to all the incredible wittisisms that went before, get your acts together people!!!.

Queenofkoool said...

You can talk you ludicrous fart, your comments are about as witty as a freshly excreted pile of faecal material.

i am nobody said...
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jmarbas said...

How about talking about all the sexual things you`d like to do to Molly, that would be very exciting.

i am nobody said...

Obviously it goes without saying that i`d like to perform every sex act in the book on that incredible little sexpot.

Courtringer said...

i wanna do angry dragon on you thats it.

4chon said...

20/21/22 mins in is your purpose in life molly

alsothegame said...

 

Anonymous said...

Looking at my d**k and thinking of all the lives of it could ruin. All the pain it can cause to women's mental stability. OH GOD IT'S MAKING ME XXXXXXSX@~:AS@~:~@

jmarbas said...

Go away Courtringer you bloody fairy.

Anonymous said...

all right, some joker is impersonating other people here.

testing this out said...

August 4, 2009 4:22 PM
Anonymous i am nobody said...

Obviously it goes without saying that i`d like to perform every sex act in the book on that incredible little sexpot."


I did not say any of that. Even though it is true.

jmarbas said...

Thats just SICK. the disgusting things people type on this site is just plain awful.

"...like to perform every sex act in the book on that incredible little sexpot."

Thats really just disgusting.

because you know, its actually,

"...perform every sex act in the book WITH that incredible little sexpot."

----->WitH!!!

Get your prepositions right for craps sake!!!

I mean, yes, you could.... EAT... your sushi ON molly. And then pour honey and chocolate rasberry icecream ON molly....and after lick it OFF molly.....then later you would... perform every sex act in the book WITH that incredible little sexpot.

but

performing every sex act in the book ON that incredible little sexpot?!?! ON?@?!

Thats just SICK.

But Molly knows im not nasty that way...

Word to your mother.

jmarbas (the fake one) said...

If truth be told everybody who visits this site wants to perform every sex act in the book "WITH" Molly, she is one of the most stunningly gorgeous birds who has ever lived!!!. By the way, i visited "the pauline hickey fan page" and she really is one of the hottest chicks of all time (but still not quite as hot as Molly).

testing this out said...

Piss off!!!, you bloody pathetic tosser.

i am nobody said...

Hey, "testing this out", which "jmarbas" were you refering to when you said "you bloody pathetic tosser"? the real one or the fake one.

testing this out said...

The fake one, he`s such a ludicrous joke.

molly muff diver said...

"Anonymous said...

why u wearing a doily in your dailybooth?

just beat my girlfriend with my studded footy boots till she bled - best summer ever."


@ Anonymous: Can I beat your girlfriend too? I hate that bitch already.

willy jerk-off said...

Hey "molly muff diver" why didn`t you say anything about pauline hickey?, she`s one of the most incredible birds of all time.

molly muff diver said...

Sod-off, you bloody pathetic wanker.

molly muff diver said...

pauline hickey is a nasty, rancid slut. Now granted she has big tits, but tits ain't everything.

She is nothing compared to molly.

jmarbas said...

just because you went ape don't start letting the hair in your arm pits start growing.

that is really gross.

i am nobody said...

I`d love to "69" molly and pauline hickey at the same time.

GenaisLikeCool said...

I'm thinking those gymnastics payed off :].

That sounds so awesome, I wish i had an opportunity like that.

we are the dreamers of dreams said...

Hey, "GenaisLikeCool", you are one incredibly hot babe, in fact i think you might be even more gorgeous than Molly.

Nessita said...

she's 14 u pedo

Anonymous said...

i wanna fuck you and fill every single one of your sweet holes and we can cum together up to 23 times, cause im a beast and your a little bitch in heat.

-Levayathan
Devils Island, Nova Scotia