Monday, August 17, 2009

macarons

i'm obsessed with macarons! i'll try making them this week i think - brightly coloured ones of course. that's one of my goals for this week. i also need to finally finish cleaning my room, run a few errands & finish the books i'm reading.

111 comments:

Amber said...

ive never eaten macarons 0_0

thatgirlbrianna said...

you should post a video on them :D

jervaise brooke hamster said...

Not only have i never eaten macarons i`ve never cleaned my room either EVER!!!.

Christopher Chur said...

wut book you reading?

I could definitely use some of your productive self-discipline skills.lol

chris

SirAlden said...

For you...

http://www.laduree.fr/public_en/historique/histoire_macaron.htm

http://www.msadventuresinitaly.com/blog/2008/02/13/laduree-macarons-and-finding-the-perfect-macaron-recipe/

http://www.andronicos.com/images/enthusiast/2008-03-03/Macaroons1.gif

We will always have Paris...

jmarbas said...

And you "SirAlden" will always have a mental institution to retreat to.

Anonymous said...

and listen to janis joplin.

Anonymous said...

i would love to tast your macarons molly

Anonymous said...

why dont u stay in the uk and open up a cake shop ill back u

i am nobody said...

Those Anonymous comments were all reasonably entertaining but ultimately i still prefer the wit and charm of "Jervaise brooke hamster".

i am nobody said...

hamster: please pull your arm out of socket when you pat yourself on the back.

tarquin fortiscue hetherington (esquire, as it were) formerly of her majestys grenadier guards said...

So you`re saying that the first "i am nobody" is in fact that irritating little fart "jervaise brooke hamster" pretending to be somebody else, thanks for letting me know, i wouldn`t have realised if you hadn`t told me.

i am nobody said...

Thats what i`m here for Tarquin, to enlighten idiots like you.

Jim B said...

Did you say you were making macarons this week? The sound so delicious.

i belong to meme said...

i had to google it: macarons

i wish i could eat hers.

Callan said...

but aren't macaroons chocolate and coconut? how do you make then brightly colored? humm, an interesting idea.

jmarbas said...

dear hamster: you are so witty. can we be fags together?

jervaise brooke hamster said...

oh yes jmarbas. i have been waiting so long for you to say that. post your email address and will arrange a get together. XXXOOOXXX

tarquin fortiscue hetherington (esquire, as it were) formerly of her majestys grenadier guards said...

HEY! what about me. i'm all alone :(

jmarbas said...

sure tarquin; the more the merrier.

jmarbas said...

what about i am nobody?

i am nobody said...

creeps. don't include me in your fag-fest.

the`re coming after me with guns and knives and fast, fast women, they call me captain apache said...

Its important to remember that neither "jervaise brooke hamster" or "tarquin fortiscue hetherington (esquire, as it were) formerly of her majestys grenadier guards" are dirty pansy, woofter, poofter, fairy, faggot, queer bastards, they are in fact two of the most rampantly, rampagingly heterosexual individuals who have ever lived. However "jmarbas" and "i am nobody" definitely are dirty pansy, woofter, poofter, fairy, faggot, queer bastards and should both be avoided like the plague. I hate dirty pansy, woofter, poofter, fairy, faggot, queer bastards.

i am nobody said...

Hey, i`m not a dirty pansy, woofter, poofter, fairy, faggot, queer bastard, but "jmarbas" certainly is. Great name by the way, it shows how incredibly heterosexual you are.

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beavis and butthead said...

@the`re coming after me with guns and knives and fast, fast women, they call me captain apache:

i'm still not convinced.

someone who is murderously problematic, hideously objectionable, and totally unacceptable on so many different levels said...

Jervaise brooke hamster may be a dirty, rotten, smelly, old rat-bag but at least he`s rampagingly heterosexual and thats what really counts.

the`re coming after me with guns and knives and fast, fast women, they call me captain apache said...

Hey, beavis and butthead, what exactly are you still not convinced of?.

willy jerk-off said...

Hey, i am nobody, do you know whether Molly has ever done any hard-core porn movies?.

i am nobody said...

@wolly jerk-off:

i don't know for sure but i kinda doubt it.

beavis said...

at 19 you are probably the dumbest you will ever be in your entire life. you are not much smarter at 20 either.

butthead said...

I want to bugger Molly.

i am nobody said...

Everybody in the world wants to bugger Molly, that bird is one of the hottest chicks on the surface of the planet (with one of the most breathtaking arse-holes of all time).

i am nobody said...

i am nobody did not say that.

you are one foul bird.

the only time one of those is breath taking is when it is expelling gas and it chokes you....unless you are a fag like you have just proved.

i am nobody said...

oh willy, you are officially banned from this blog. don't post here again unless you want your ass kicked up between your shoulders.

Big Jim Prick said...

How can i be a dirty pansy, woofter, poofter, fairy, faggot, queer bastard if i want to bugger Molly!!!, you bloody silly bastard. I am one of the most rampantly, rampagingly heterosexual individuals who has ever lived, the fact that i want to bugger Molly proves that beyond a question of a doubt.

i am nobody said...

Yes it does, sorry Jim, i will never accuse you of being a pansy ever again, once again my apologies.

willy jerk-off said...

Hey, "i am nobody", you are a ludicrous, pretentious, highbrow, elitist, racist, snob. I do not take orders from you (or anyone else), any idiot is free to leave a comment on this site irrespective of what it is about. Now please be quiet you stupid git.

StephanieEllenx said...

Mhmmm,
Coconut macaroons sounds good right now...
:]

i am nobody said...

Just kidding willy. Trying to get a rise out of ya just to see what you would say. Ya let me down though, I thought you would have said something better than that.

i am nobody said...

anyhow, there was something i was going to say about me-the-molly. Oh yea, one time she banned anonymous comments because "sometimes people on the internet freak me the ____ out." I never did figure out what that was.

butthead said...

forget the pic thing that i said yesterday; i've been over to daily booth and ok.

mangoepicure said...

oh geeze, macarons! good LUCK with them! I've been working with a macaron recipe myself and I recommend doing some damn good research before you start. The most helpful site I found was:

http://www.syrupandtang.com/200712/la-macaronicite-3-the-more-reliable-macaron-recipe-and-a-few-tips/

I personally never had a problem with the dreaded over-mixing, but I learned to check on them in the oven often so they wouldn't get overdone. And leaving the egg whites out to rest really does help. Here's a link to a french baker's blog with a ton of different flavor recipes:
http://www.mytartelette.com/search/label/macarons

I hope you find this helpful, don't get discouraged! :)

willy jerk-off said...

Hey, "i am nobody", what did you mean when you said you thought i would have said something better than that?, i thought the comment i left when replying to your hogwash was quite impressive.

i am nobody said...

I actually think that Molly is secretly in love with jervaise brooke hamster.

jmarbas said...

Its possible but i think she`s probably much more in love with the name "jervaise brooke hamster" than she is with the actual person if you get my drift.

Anne Honeymus said...

you gonna get fat.
that's what you want????§§§§§1111

butthead said...

dear willy: it is not necessary to compliment you on your comments. you do that very well all by yourself.

beavis said...

molly could not be in love with a hamster cause a hamster is just a little rodent which is almost a rat. get my drift. molly loves nobody because she keeps emailing him.

butthead said...

kind of off the subject of maccoroooooons.

only so much you can say about a cookie until you get to eat one.

HarryPotterNERDFIGHTER said...

Molly, do you enjoy reading your comments? Because I get quite the laugh out of them, just as long as you dont take them seriously haha.

HarryPotterNERDFIGHTER said...

you should get a laugh out of them because i post a lot of them.

Anne Honeymus said...

Hey, "HarryPotterNERDFIGHTER", its obvious that you would get a lot of laughs out of the comments posted on this site simply because quite a high percentage of them are posted by one the cleverest and wittiest commenters who has ever been seen on the internet namely: "JERVAISE BROOKE HAMSTER" in all his (or her) glory, on the other hand "HarryPotterNERDFIGHTER" has already proven that they dont really have that much to offer (except their obvious obsessive love for Emma Watson).

HarryPotterNERDFIGHTER said...

No arguments there, i fully accept that "jervaise brooke hamster" is the master, i was just wondering how you knew i was madly in love with Emma Watson?.

jervaise brooke hamster said...

Thanks for the compliments, the`re much appreciated, now all i`ve got to do is somehow persuade Molly to appear completely naked in one of her videos and my life will be perfect.

i am nobody said...

hey hamster: can we quit with the sexual inuendoes i mean really it gets old after a while.

thehill88 said...

molly you are such a bitch. stay away from my boyfriend or i will cut you to shreds with a pair of siccors. i hate you because you are so pretty...BITCH!

hi mommy mommy and a-ha-cha-cha said...

Hey, "i am nobody", i dont care how "OLD" it supposedly gets, i want to see Molly completely naked and thats all there is to it. I think "thehill88" is probably "i am nobody" masquerading with a different (and rather odd) name, if it is and you really are a chick i`d like to see you naked as well, or perhaps even in a lesbian embrace with Molly.

Anne Honeymus said...

Once again "i am nobody`s" comments are becoming tiresome and idiotic simply because he (or she) obviously doesn`t understand how much "jervaise brooke hamster`s" mind is totally and utterly governed by his (or her) lust and sexual obsession with "Molly".

Anonymous said...

so where's the macaroons at?

i am nobody said...

i'd love it if you were to see me in an embrace will me-the-molly

(i would love it even more)

make you jealous would it not?

i am nobody said...

oh hamster:

my _____ is bigger than yours!

jervaise brooke hamster said...

Yes nobody that would make me jealous and i believe that is more possible than me ever embracing her.

And I agree your _____ is bigger than mine. Just about everybody else's is.

Nobody rocks and is the master.

suckerlove23 said...

molly i hate you because you get so many more views than me. i copy your videos and cut you down as much as i can and you still get more views than me. i know that chewing my food with my mouth open at McDonalds was gross but still. i bet your cookies taste like crap.

BITCH!

i am nobody said...

dear mommy mommy:

you don't stalk molly as much as i do else you would know exatcly who thehill88 is.

and you say that you love her. HAH! Not as musch as me so buzz-off.

in the cool, cool, cool of the evening said...

Hey, "i am nobody", i think its important that you realise i am a murderously bitter individual who does not appreciate being told to "buzz-off" by ludicrously inadequate little farts like you.

i am nobody said...

Hey, Hamster, thats another very clever and witty name you`ve given yourself, i wish i could think up clever and witty names like that for myself but i cant, i suppose the reason i cant is that as you say i am a "ludicrously inadequate little fart" where-as you are one of the funniest and most hilarious commenters who has ever lived, my compliments to you my dear sir, you are the greatest, and i am a worthless pile of garbage.

i am nobody said...
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a hideously bitter little man said...

I haven`t got a clue how to falsely post your name in blue ink. What do mean you`re feeling guilty, i`ve told you many times before that any ludicrous moron is free to leave a comment on this site no matter what the subject of it is, besides i like to think that all our absurd nonsense provides Molly with a lot of laughter and i think you`ll agree that has to be a good thing, because the more she laughs the closer we get to pulling her knickers down!!!.

beavis said...

yea she ain't banned us or bitched yet so... ok.

"i'll be back"

the terminator

i am nobody said...
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jervaise brooke hamster said...

"i am nobody" would you kindly be quiet please, you really are starting to sound like one of the most sexually repressed prudes it has ever been my dis-pleasure to encounter.

Anonymous said...

For criminal acts and violence on the stage
For being a brat
Refusing to act your age
For all the decent citizens you've enraged
You can go to Hell
For gambling and drinking alcohol constantly
For making us doubt our parents authority
For choosing to be a living obscenity
You can go to Hell
You're something that never should have happened
You even make your Grandma sick
You'd poison a blind man's dog and steal his cane
You'd gift-wrap a leper
And mail him to your Aunt Jane
You'd even force-feed a diabetic a candy cane
You can go to Hell
You're something that never should have happened
You even make your Grandma sick
For criminal acts and violence on the stage
For being a brat
Refusing to act your age
For all the decent citizens you've enraged
You can go to Hell

GOD Speaking to: i am nobody, jervaise brooke hamster, willy jerk off, beavis and butthead said...

The previous message was for you creeps.

Even God fucks up and accidentily hits the enter key. Oh well I'm God and I can do what I want!

i am nobody said...

That poem was a load of old rubbish, you didn`t even say anything about all the sexual things that you`d like to do to Molly.

GOD said...

Sorry, i shouldn`t have butted in, its now back to that continuing (and quite fascinating) squabble between "i am nobody" and "jervaise brooke hamster", so gentlemen over to you.

i am nobody said...

Oh...thanks...er...that took me a little bit by surprise...er...i`m not sure what i should say...ah...i know "JERVAISE BROOKE HAMSTER IS A PILE OF HORSE-SHIT", there, i hope thats got the confrontation up and running again, jervaise, its your shout pal.

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butthead said...

i sometimes wonder if mememolly does not post some of those anonymous messages herself.

i don't put nothing past that bitch.

personally i think she is gorgeous though. i'm being punished for all of my sins cause i can't have her.

beavis said...

hey butthead, i think she knows that you like her. you've only said 10000000 times. now leave her alone and she might make a new entry on her blog.

jmarbas said...

Hey, beavis and butthead, its obvious that the anonymous comments are being left by jervaise brooke hamster, only his comments have that incredible wit and brilliance that is so sadly lacking in everybody else`s comments.

beavis and butthead said...

We are the first ones to yield to the genius of Hamster, its just that we both desperately want to bugger Molly so much.

jmarbas said...

I certainly relate to what both of you are saying, Molly is one of the hottest chicks on this planet and her arse is unbelievable.

Anonymous said...

CANT FUCKING BELIEVE U I WOULD OF LOVE U NOW MATTER WHAT

Echter Gangsta said...

i'm a real gangsta : i'm reading your shitty comments.
watcha wannna doooooooooo???

Anonymous said...

Hey Molly, how about me 'riding' you?

I live in Athens/Greece, but for the 'riding' part I`ll take you to some island (I`m a romantic I know..)

Don`t get offended by my comment. Take it as compliment ;)

Take care

Anonymous said...

"CANT FUCKING BELIEVE U I WOULD OF LOVE U NOW MATTER WHAT"

Who the hell are you talking to? 5000 people that visit this blog everyday?

SHUT THE FUCK UP!

Anonymous said...

Why do ppl on your utube vids always say "wow leave her aloe she so pretty"?

So what you've got no talent and your parent were good looking. Enjoy those 15 yr old pubesent kids staring at you. Must take some real effort.

the days of wine and roses said...

The 5 comments since jmarbas have all been rubbish, whats happened to the genius of jervaise brooke hamster?.

Rate Me said...

my thinspo post

Mike said...

ei, have you facebook??

jmarbas said...

Rate Me and Mike can get lost, i want to see the return of jervaise brooke hamster.

Mike said...

jajaja pbre jmarbas, e champion, traduce esto y undete en la mierda
o sorry

Anonymous said...

i hope hamster gets ran over by a car

jmarbas said...

JERVAISE BROOKE HAMSTER IS GOD.

Anonymous said...

i agree, but i still hope he gets run over by a car.

DESU said...

100 GET

DESUDESUDEUS said...

100 GET

jmarbas said...

Hey, DESU or DESUDESUDEUS or whatever your bloody name is, this blog is now exclusively here to discuss the merits (or lack there-of) of a certain "JERVAISE BROOKE HAMSTER" so could all commenters from now on please stay with-in the perameters of that subject, THANK-YOU.

Anonymous said...

Fuck off, you silly bastard.

jmarbas said...

Disclaimer: anything typed by me will have my name in BLUE.

If you see my name in BLACK then it is not typed by me...

willy jerk-off said...

jmarbas, the key point to remember here is that irrespective of whether your name is in "BLUE" or "BLACK" you are still a load of old rubbish just like all the other sad, pathetic, desperate losers who post comments on this site.

the fake jmarbas (IN BLACK) said...

Alright i accept that, its just that i so desperately want to bugger Molly.

Anonymous said...

i want macarons then bugger molly

jmarbas said...

you disgusting PIG. why do you people keep repeating the same phrase over and over AGAIN. that is just so TASTELESS. WE DONT WANT TO SEE THIS REPEATED OVER AND OVER AGAIN!! yes yes yes we all know you want to...but we dont need to be reminded OVER AND OVER AGAIN. for shits sake get a hold of your male libido and go somewhere else and take care of your craving and dont share it with us because we dont WANT to hear it!!!

So just to clarify. The phrase we dont want to see being constantly repeated on this blog is:

i want macarons




That's disgusting.

i am nobody said...

Hey, jmarbas, its a shame the confrontation you had with jervaise brooke hamster fizzled out, it was one of the most hilarious and entertaining on the entire web. By the way, i want to bugger Molly senseless.

the fake jmarbas (IN BLACK) said...

Yeah, admittedly we both had moments of comic brilliance during the confrontation you were refering to, however in terms of the final judgement i think most people would say it was a tie with regards to which one of us actually came up with the funniest comments. By the way, i want to bugger Molly senseless as well.

Mizutii said...

My girlfriend is the goddess of the macarons, she's very talented, she makes chocolate, lemon, nuts macarons.

You can say I'm the happiest guy in the world.

(sorry for the mistakes, i'm french, I do my best to improve my english)

Anonymous said...

I have a big macaron :P
We are much, we are strong, we are anonymous.